I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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