so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Can you bring me the toilet please
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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