I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I have aggressive nipples.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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