He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
this boner is exhausting
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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