This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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