Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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