love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill