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(970): View more from Colorado

so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car

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(416): View more from Ontario

I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.

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(620): View more from Kansas

If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no

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(520): View more from Arizona

They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"

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(314): View more from Missouri

you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.

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(406): View more from Montana

this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...

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