She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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