no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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