Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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