think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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