im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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