sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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