Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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