I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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