Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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