You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
