So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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