I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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