I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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