Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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