I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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