I seem to have left my pride at pride
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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