You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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