Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just google imaged poop.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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