the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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