Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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You. Win. At. Life.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
After tacos, we're chasing women.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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