Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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