you have to choose: penises or morals?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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