we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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