all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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