he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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