i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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