that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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