If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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