things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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