I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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