We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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