when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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