Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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