East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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