Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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