Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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