I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
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called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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