if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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