Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
That accounts for only three of the penises
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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