just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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