she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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