O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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