:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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