So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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