She is in my trunk
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
