You smell like stripper and shame
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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